I told her Billy Mays couldn't convince me to sleep with her
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
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Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
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There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
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