I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
captain morgan taught me last night that resee's puffs are way better when eaten straight out of the sink.
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
i wasnt laughing because you were puking, i was laughing because three yards away there was a couple seriously getting it on
continuing my moment killer tradition in the best possible way
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
I told him I tried to eat a stranger's sandwich while I was drunk. Mildly disappointed but he realizes he has me for a kid.
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
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