I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
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I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
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He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
You can't just snapchat me a picture of a pregnancy test and then not answer your phone
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
Remember that guy I fucked last month? Well I'm watching his dog this weekend while he's in the Bahamas with his girlfriend. What is my life
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
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