we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
Woke up today to the sound of church bells. My first thought was shit the apocalypse, but then I remembered my hook up lives next to a church. This might be a rough day.
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
I swear to god there was like a 2-second timespan in which he went from laughing to coughing, hiccuping, and subsequently projectile vomiting into the grass. There is literally a line in the grass, about 2 yards long, of his puke. It was more impressive than disgusting to be honest. And then he just shrugged and said "I have no idea where that came from."
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
I butt dialed her mom while cheating on her. Needless to say Christmas will be awkward.
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
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