Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
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just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
I would give up sex for lent, but I think Jesus would understand that I went too long without it to go back now.
Just bought a beer belt to complete the Captain America outfit. I will do my part as a hero of America to pass out beer to the good citizens of America.
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
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he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
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