Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
Someone sent me a drink from across the bar. It was water.
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
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In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
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