I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
No, i'm not gonna let you give me a footjob on the floor of the cheesecake factory. C'mon.
did all my christmas shopping this morning at 4am drunk. never went to sleep. i was walking home drunk last night when i passed a target and saw 3 kids having a dance off. had to join. somehow they convinced me to go shoopping with them. i bought 4 disco balls and a lava lamp.
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You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
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Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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