she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
I made the bartender pinky promise me there was still vodka in my drinks.
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
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I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
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It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"
Remember that time you puked in the middle of wendy's?
Yeah, why?
The staff still remembers me for cleaning it up. Thanks for the free frosty and fries
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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