Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
oh great. the only prospects for sex left for the night are douchebag in the ed hardy shirt & frodo-looking ass
fuck it... i'll be the lord of his rings
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
what do 4 police cars, 1 ambulence, and 2 fire truycks have in common?.... My driveway
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
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