I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
8th day he invented the big mac, 9th he invented pop rocks, 10th day boobs.
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
why do cheetos always look like penises
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
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