Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
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im taking a nap outside. wake me up in an hour.
way to go to work and not wake me up. when you get home youre rubbing me with aloe and giving me a blowjob. no excuses
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
No joke, I just found $85 on the ground. Must be because I bought you all that liquor. So much good karma.
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
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lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
I mean I'm completely serious and also drunk.
What a great combination.
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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