So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
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I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
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It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
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