Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
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Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
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I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
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