is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
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She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
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I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
I'm wearing sunglasses around my house. Douchebag status. The hangover is real.
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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