He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
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Promise me, at my funeral, you will re-enact our human sledding incident of 2011....you can use my dead body as said sled.
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
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So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
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