I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
I'm destined to be knocked up by a sailor
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
Excuse me. I’m a mature responsible adult.
You got your arm stuck in a vending machine trying to get fruit snacks.
I had a cast on my hand and if I paid for my fruit snacks, I’m getting my fruit snacks.
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