Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
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I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
when i was ordering pizza, the guy muffled the phone but i could clearly hear him say "its that drunk bitch again"
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
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and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
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