How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
Some crack addled fool from the sketch ass motel behind the restaurant just gave me a flyer for an AA group when I was on my smoke break. I don't do mornings
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
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