chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
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Im sleeping in your bed. Sorry for the sand and the noise and the loud people. Im starving
Your blankets are not drunk friendly
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
I've been drinking vodka for the last 12 hours at the beach and can't see straight and have awesome hair.
LIFE IS #1 SOMETIMES
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
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Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
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