he told me I talked like a deaf person
k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
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I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
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I forgot to tell you, wear something you can puke on Saturday. We're christening this marriage with a shot of jager. NOT KIDDING.
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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