So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
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Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
Highlight of the week: I had sex with a B movie star wearing an eye patch.
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
I learned a valuable lesson about combining day drinking with malt liquor: you may think you have super powers, but that's just the Steel Reserve talking.
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
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