I can't get in trouble, i'm smoking a bong in the office right now
Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband
Happy hour is for amateurs. Been drunk since 1230. Fell asleep in a disney viewing of UP. Went to the roosevelt and drank more. Now im stumbling around the grove.
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
Well I found you sipping ron diaz out of a child's dinosaur cup while sticking your fingers in the guy's fish tank and watching the "pirahnas" snap at your finger and laughing
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
Randomize