We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
Hit a parked car with a "property of Jesus Christ" bumper sticker. Wrote out five hail mary's and left it on the windshield.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
I won't be able to make it. Too hung over. Can't hold down fluids. I'm in the bathtub trying to hydrate my body through osmosis. And yes, Tequila Tuesday is totally still on for tonight.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
I woke up under a house in Key West
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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