And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
you made out with another girl for some wings
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
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