Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
He passed out. Woke up long enough to declare himself "the sauce boss" and then bit me in the face.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
She just broke into my apartment while I was asleep, woke me up and drunkenly tried to seduce me for about 2 minutes, then passed out..
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
i out mim tonsoeep
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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