That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
I had a dream that chipotle was out of burritos... Was more like a nightmare.. Gotta go make sure it wasn't real now
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
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