I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
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no today was horrible, i woke up and somebody slit my car tire and left an apology letter in my wiper that said "sorry wrong house"
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
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Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
Just realized I've gone to court three different times with papers and a joint roller in my briefcase. #lawyeroftheyear
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
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