I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
the snow is so cold on my vagina.
why do you have snow on your vagina?
vodka and heels.
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
I get sad thinking about all the sex I’m missing out on because of the virus
I instituted “quarantine and chill” months ago. It’s not like penises go soft just because they’re working at home.
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