He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
Is adulthood just morning sex and then walking through the grocery store 20 min later looking for something to take to work for lunch?
...and then running into your dad at said grocery store...
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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