When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
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Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
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Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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