Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
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We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
Called the cops on a high school party then went in after all the kids ran away and took the rest of the beer. What are you doing tonight?
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I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
Why does everyone always assume I'm fucking their boyfriends?
You are fucking her boyfriend.
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
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