Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
I probably should have cut it off when he started putting queso on my nipples, but within ten minutes I was a self-serve burrito bar.
My parole officer gave me condoms and a Starbucks gift card ... happy holidays.
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
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