Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
I woke up with a new Tiffanys necklace on. I'm such a classy drunk.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
I am not sure which is more amazing; The fact that she offered me sex, beer AND nachos, or that she can properly use a semi-colon at her current blood alcohol level.
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
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