Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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