Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
Verdict: uncircumcised.
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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