I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
Walk-of-shaming home from Brooklyn in a Jesus costume that has "what wouldn't Jesus do" written on the robe.
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
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I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
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I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
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