shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
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he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
Do you remember calling me a cuntasaurus rex last night?
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
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Meeting relatives from another state drenched in tequila and smelling of weed. I'm gonna kill you for soaking the only bra I brought in Jose Cuervo Gold.
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
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