playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
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