he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
You can now call me Rabbi, and I can now perform weddings, funerals, and other services in all fifty states. You're welcome, world.
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