I fucked **** last night, don't tell mike
this is mike. we're done.
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
I found a Trump-humping republican virgin born on the goddamn Fourth of July. I NEED to hate-fuck him.
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
He was all “please don’t bail because I’m missing work for this” last night
Honey no, I need dick. I’m not going to bail
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