Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
Maybe it’s too soon to casually tell the boss that I went to Tulsa for some dick last night
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