so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
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I was preparing to do my walk of shame shirtless, but then I found my sweater, wallet and keys neatly piled under a tree in the park.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
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my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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