Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
no, he came in my armpit
this wart on my finger ripped off while i was fingering this girl the other night. she thought she had gotten her period and started crying so i went with. its better for both of us that way
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
do you know why there was a glass jar of hot chocolate and a traffic flare in my shower?!! like where did that even come from
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
So. Much. Porn.
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