I'm not a real person
I'm sorry, everyone knows that
Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
Do u think I can claim pregnancy as an accident so my insurance covers it?
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they said they heard you say put it in my butt
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
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I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
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