The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
i just wanna soil my oats bro
his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
I'm not mad at you for letting me use my air mattress as a toilet, i'm mad at you for letting me lay back down on it.
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
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