i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
Alright, text me when you get close. I've got a mustache and I'm ready to get my day drunk on.
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
Fun Fact: I do not remember what its like to be sober between drinking off and on for two weeks at my "vacation" and being on painkillers for my mouth now
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
My dog misses eating marshmallows out of your butt when you're passed out. That bordered on sex abuse, now that I think about it. My bad.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
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