why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
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For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
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I am not getting you a goat.
Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.
Wearing rip off pants to a booty call last night was one of my most brilliant ideas ever.
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
I tried to bring you in when you passed out on the porch but all you said was that I "ruined your hope ands dreams of becoming an astronaut"
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
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