Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
Listen, all I’m saying is, if you’re lying naked next to a hot chick, you don’t start discussing dental hygiene.
I think it’s appropriate to celebrate the start of mother’s day at the bar with the men that almost made me a mother
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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