just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
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Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
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Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
My phone autocorrected your name to "grownup." that couldn't be more inaccurate. I'm getting a new phone.
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
We need to get me chipped asap
If I had your ass I would rule the world
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
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