I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
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Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
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Why did you make me get in the car with you and then not give me a ride? I woke up in a bar with a blanket on me.
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
If they could bottle a hangover it would taste exactly like lemon lime Gatorade and failed hopes and dreams
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
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