She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
I just sucked dick on a ferry
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
Nobody cheats on THIS.
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
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