weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
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If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
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All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
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