so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
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