doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
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So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
You were crying in a drunken stupor for an hour because "the new daft punk album didn't blow your tits off"
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
Turns out the bartender I fucked is the bar owner. WHY THE FUCK DO I PAY FOR HALF MY DRINKS? IS SEX NOT TIP ENOUGH?
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
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I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
I miss painting strippers for Christmas. Holidays not the same without glitter and body paint
I'll be your substitute stripper tonight.
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