There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
You need to tell your booty call to take some sudafed or something. I swear I thought you were humping Kermit the frog last night
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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