I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
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A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
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All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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